Spring Break fever

I got furloughed from behind the supply cabinet yesterday -- don't worry, I wore an ankle bracelet. And I came down with a serious case of Spring Break fever.

We ventured to the Stockyards, and dove headfirst into the melting pot of tourists and Spring Breakers.

First, we chatted with a trio of lovely ladies from Italy at the mechanical bull, then we cuchi-cooed a baby from Japan near the cattle maze, sang Mexican folk songs with Moises and his family, and I came within inches of getting a sloppy kiss from this amorous longhorn.

Don't tell my wife, but I think it could be serious.

What are you doing on Spring Break? Or, more importantly, where are you going? Albino Bowler and I will be stuck behind the supply cabinet, so send us your photos and postcards from exotic locales and we'll be able vacation vicariously. We'll also post your photos here in our Scenes from Spring Break.

Meanwhile, check out the video we shot yesterday at the Stockyards. I think we've found the next Three Tenors.