Don't putt and drive

"Wasting away again in Margaritaville. Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt...."

It's happy hour out here at Colonial, which means it's high time for me to sample the famed Colonial Margarita. At 7 bucks a pop, they're perty potent. And you can add a shot of tequila for $2. I passed on "the floater," but most people don't said the gals pulling the lever on the frozen concoctions.

About 75 percent of Colonial customers Super Size their Margaritas, which explains what was going on just outside the tent along the 10th fairway: A raucous putting contest in front of the ESPN 103.3 stage. If only people were this rowdy on the real course ...

I had a blast watching the side bets, and even made a few bucks when a drunk dude bet he'd make three in a row. Like taking candy from a baby.