Keeping the Faith-ful at bay

"You ain't woman enough to grab my man's .... privates.!?!"

Maybe Faith Hill should record an updated version of the Loretta Lynn song, because at the couple's concert Saturday in Lafayette, La., a handsy fan grabbed for Timmy's gusto. And Faith was not amused.

In fact, she castigated the fan from the stage, never missing a dance beat. Watch the video at TMZ. (How do they get this stuff?)

No such funny business during the country music supercouple's concert Sunday at the AAC in Dallas. But we do think there's a country song in here somewhere. That's what we'll be spending the rest of the day doing here behind the supply cabinet. Who knows? Maybe our song will even make the next list of top 100 country songs. They could even record it at Big Balls of Cowtown.

Hey, it could happen.