Dancing in the dark tonight

I'm not ashamed to say I have no idea who is going to get axed tonight on Dancing with the Stars. Could be the Broadway cutie, whose second number last night had Carrie Ann actively campaigning against her.

Or will it be the Dolphins' DE, just because so many male athletes have already won this competition? Dunno.

Kristi's probably safe, and Cristian is still riding the wave of sympathy for his torn biceps tendon. Wimp!

The worst part of all of this: I lost 10 bucks last night when my wife and I started debating whether that really was Adrian Zmed in the DWTS audience. I swore it wasn't. As usual, she was right.

Zmed fans, of which I am one, might be interested to know he will soon be headlining "Adrian Zmed in Concert" for Princess Cruise Lines. So come aboard, Zmed's expecting you.