The Kingpins of Cowtown

Jesus sighting

Comes news from around San Antonio that a hardened World War II veteran has discovered an image of Jesus on the windshield of his Mercury Grand Marquis. It descended from above -- courtesy of a passing bird.

"I couldn't believe it. I saw the forehead, the nose, the eyes," Toney Guerrero, 78, told San Antonio's KENS 5. "It's unbelievable."

There's really no reason to doubt it's Jesus ... because we all know what he looks like, right?

Then again, if that's where Toney Guerrero finds him and it does him good ... well, who are we to judge?

The NFL's god complex

Doesn't the National Football League have enough money already without sending their henchman after churches of all places?

Tickets are selling for thousands of dollars, Super Bowl ads for $2.6 million a pop, and corporate sponsorships are worth bazillions, not to mention merchandising. So now the NFL wants to tell houses of God what size TV their worshippers can watch the game on?

I'll be looking for a lightning strike at midfield on Sunday. 

Then again, any hard-core football fan knows the only place to truly enjoy the game is at a bowling alley with a brew in one hand, and a 16-pound ball in the other.