When I first heard that Star-T reporter Bill Miller would be producing a video story about blind hunting, I was nearly overcome with homicidal jealousy. What video blog brilliance! Why didn't I think of that?! My story envy vanished almost immediately though thanks to the reminder of David Sedaris' hilarious mention of blind hunting in Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. Read the second and last paragraphs of this chapter (originally published in Esquire) and you'll see what I mean.
After you've finished reading Sedaris, read Miller's story about Dr. Stanley McGowen, a blind hunter. Now watch the video of McGowen hunting.
He's a clever man, that McGowen:
"I'm losing my patience with sighted people who have no vision," McGowen said recently. "We've already been hunting for years."
Think it's safe to say he won't be shooting any companions in the stomach. I feel kinda bad now for having laughed so hard.
David Sedaris, this post is for you.
RELATED UPDATE: A dog fatally shot his owner Saturday on a hunting lease east of Houston. Seriously, why so many freak shootings near Houston?