Goat milking (or not)

Like the Dallas Cowboys, Star-T editor Liz Zavala and I suffered an embarrassing loss this weekend. We failed to claim victory Saturday at the Celebrity Goat Milking Contest at the Fort Worth Stock Show. The "celebs" were local media personalities like CBS11's J.D. Miles and way-cuter-in-person-than-in-his-bio-photo Garry Seith, KSCS morning DJ "Hawkeye," and Telemundo anchor Nancy Leal.

Unlike the 'Boys, our defeat wasn't broadcast on national TV, but you can watch it here.

Note to fellow allergy sufferers: take your preferred antihistamine before going to the Stock Show. The combo of animals, hay and freakishly green wood chips will have you sneezing for days.