Man who tried to extort money from Cruise found dead

Tom Cruise is in the news for all the wrong reasons this morning:

1) He's building a $10 million bunker to prepare for the end of the world, according to several gossip columns. There's room for 10 people. Wonder who he'll invite to spend eternity with him?

2) And a man who pleaded guilty to trying to extort money from Tommy Boy turned up dead on Friday. Police suspect suicide, and besides, Cruise was stuck in the bunker.

Insert your own Tomkat joke here: ____________________________________.

-- Rick Press