Or, what I can cram in before I resume working on the fall TV preview:
--Fort Worth's Lone Star International Film Festival makes a couple of announcements, including that Martin Sheen will return this year to present the Lifetime Achievement Award, which he received last year. And Bobbie Wygant, the longtime entertainment reporter/film critic for KXAS/Channel 5, will be honorary chairwoman. Festival dates are Nov. 12-16 at various downtown and Cultural District locations. Festival passes go on sale Sept. 8. Want more? Here's the release.
--The thing about Cher as Catwoman? She probably already has the costume. (From Fox News)
--Stop the presses: Jon Stewart slams cable-news networks. Which he does practically every night on The Daily Show, but this time it's in print. Again. (From The Washington Post)
--Speaking of cable news networks, have a drink on CNN. (From The New York Observer)
--The fall season hasn't even started yet, and ABC is already talking future series with many familiar names. Um ... Amber Tamblyn in a cop drama? (From TelevisionWeek)
--Variety asks whether relentless promos during the high-rated Summer Olympics will help NBC's new fall shows. It would probably help if they weren't all premiering at least three weeks after the Olympics.
--Star-Telegram contributor Ed "Uncle Barky" Bark will chat up Mark Cuban during his live Uncle Barky Show in a couple of weeks at Stratos Greek Global Taverna in Dallas. Details in the release or you could just click the "Uncle Barky" link.
--Robert Philpot