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March 17, 2009

A bigwig's guide to airline travel

CEOs2 This site, which was put together by JetBlue, is absolutely priceless. It's a guide for down-on-their-luck CEOs who have lost their private jets and are forced to fly commercial.

My favorite line: "JetBlue even flies to the hidden headquarters of the Illuminati, where CEOs like us manipulate the shadow government that rules the world. And JetBlue also offers plenty of free tasty snacks."

The video also warns CEOs that airport terminals are filled with regular people, rather than the corporate titans and supermodels they're used to rubbing elbows with.

And the instructions for using a ticket kiosk helpfully suggest that "it's easier than writing off a toxic asset."

- Trebor Banstetter


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